I love when we get weird emails at perl.org. Here's one that came in recently...
Thema: Enquiry Perl
we got an inquiry from our customer about the following products:
1 Unit of Perl
Please send a formal quotation with specify terms and conditions for
delivery as well as availability, anticipated delivery time and delievery
charges/proccesing fees and dealer discounts.
We also need Information on which operating system the software is
running. Also we need informations on which language
do you´ll deliever the software. Please also let us know on which form
you´ll deliever the software: Boxproduct or electronicaly delievery.
ATTENTION: We need your fax-number, because we don´t order online (
Internet security problems)!!
Please send your quote to my attention at email@example.com.
For more informations about our company please have a look on our homepage
(http://www.removed.de) here you´ll find
an english company profil.
Thank you in advance for quick response.